So, I have to write a bio for my band’s new website. There’s only one thing I hate more than photoshoots, and that’s writing about myself. Is there anything more self-absorbed … more egocentric? It’s not that I don’t feel my life is interesting; I
just don’t think it’s really that interesting to anyone else.
I first jotted down a brief, concise paragraph accurately summarizing my background, gifts, and interests, but then I saw the novels presented by my bandmates, and I now fear that my humble little box of words will come across as slacking.
As I struggle for the rest of the day to put something together worth reading, our show’s technical wizard Shane Bell decided to take a stab. Shane and I have been (virtually) alone in the control room, three hours a day, five mornings a week for the past three months. There’s an understandable kinship that develops from such consistent contact, especially since our jobs revolve around facilitating the opinion exchange known as the Mark Davis Show.
He rattled off the first things that came to his mind. I typed feverishly and refused to censor him. I think he was pretty honest, ignoring the occasional raise of my brow.
This was fun … and actually blessed me. If it appears self-congratulatory, I don’t care. I’ve had a rough week and this is as close to a spa day as I’m going to get.
**Readers: if you think I’m should be a candidate for “world’s worst person” and would like to submit your thoughts, feel free to leave a comment. I won’t delete it. Thanks, in advance, for your honesty … jerks.
Well-maintained, but not high-maintenance
Crazy-assed, God-fearing to the max
Striking beauty with fiery allure
Despises Sarah Palin
Afraid of the ocean
Prayerful and pensive
Quick-witted and funny
Occasional potty mouth
Loves her fossil husband and happy that his junk still works
Peculiar, but special
Specializes in mocking Ron Paul supporters
Seductive, yet conservative
Classy, kindhearted, and fair
Doesn’t let a bad hair day get her down
Flexible … not physically, but the other way
Cute shoes. Accessorizes well
Whispers are as effective as her shouts
Brings color to everything she encounters